http://splitsider.com/2015/12/steve-miller-writes-a-cover-letter-by-dan-fitzpatrick/
More funny stuff from me on another website! Splitsider was kind enough to publish a strange little thing I wrote called “Steve Miller Writes a Cover Letter,” in which the aforementioned rocker applies for a job using some of his most famous lyrics.
“I’m a picker, I’m a grinner, I’m a lover, and I understand the necessity of synergy in today’s commercial climate.”
Check it out!
The Danopticon 