Monthly Archives: February 2014

r/standupshots Success!

r/standupshots Success!

Attention redditors! About two weeks ago, I submitted a joke to the subreddit standupshots to great success. Despite not reaching the coveted top spot, I hung around the front page for a couple days and got a net 306 upvotes, as of the time of this post.

Check out my submission through the above link. Remember to check back often for more news and fantastic blogging.

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Flappy Bird’s Elegy

flappy bird

You only have to tap, I heard

And through the heavens I would fly.

But not Da Vinci, nor Wright, nor Lindbergh could touch

The bird that flew too high.

 

Through the greenest pipes–What!

I only got to four!?

Well I shall have to calm myself

To try and soar once more.

 

You only have to tap, I heard

And through the heavens I would fly.

But not Da–shit, nothing even hit the bird!

I can’t believe my eyes.

 

Ok, Dan, take a deep breath.

 

You only have to tap, I heard.

And through the–what a piece of shit.

I’m gonna kill this fucking bird.

One more game, then I’ll quit.

 

You only have to tap, I–motherfucker.

 

You only–Jesus Christ

 

There’s something wrong,

I can’t resist.

With pipes too long

To fit betwixt.

I just don’t belong

In this world you’ve mixed.

So thanks, Nguyen Ha Dong

For your piece of shit.

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