The New Yorker
I’m Sorry to Announce Layoffs at Ye Olde Colonial Village
Biography on A&E
McSweeney’s
Why No, I Haven’t Been Quarantining With My Secret Second Family
Variations of the “Marco Polo” Pool Game Based On Other Explorers
Newsweek
Journalist Who Followed ‘Hells Angels’ For A Year Learned Alarming Secret
Elvis Had ‘No Clue’ His Manager Was Hiding A Dangerous Secret From Him For Years
Details About The Manson Family’s Ranch Are Leaving People Deeply Unsettled
Wild Details From Iconic Movies That Have People Seeing Them Completely Different
Charlie Chaplin’s Scandalous Love Triangle Raised Suspicions About A Hollywood Murder
Slackjaw
I’m Shrinking The Wage Gap By Making Way Less Money Than My Girlfriend
The National Lampoon/Weekly Humorist
A Timeline of the Development of the Modern Democracy
Splitsider/Vulture
Steve Miller Writes a Cover Letter
A Letter to My Future Daughter’s Best Friend
Points in Case
Imaginary Blurbs on the Cover of My 4th Grade Book Report
How to Parallel Park While Barely Clinging to Your Masculinity
A Hip Dad’s Guide To Befriending His Server
Ransom Note From A Kidnapper Who Just Took A Creative Writing Class
Little Old Lady Comedy
I, Fyre Festival Founder Billy McFarland, Will Serve The Ultimate Prison Experience
Above Average
Hurricane Forced to Change Name After Passing Through Ellis Island
Can’t We Have One Monopoly Game Without A Proletariat Uprising?
Trump Denies Russia Ties While Face And Hands Covered in Borscht
Unlikely Animal Friendships That Will Make You Go “Yum!”
War on Christmas: Why Don’t Bibles Say ‘Merry Christmas’ Anymore?
Saving the Most Stuff When Your House Burns Down
The National Memo
A Beginner’s Guide to Trump-ese
Notes from the Trump-Pence Logo Design Meeting
A Late-Night Text Conversation between Putin and Trump
The Dark History Behind Donald Trump’s Hair
The Danopticon 