Published Work

The New Yorker

I’m Sorry to Announce Layoffs at Ye Olde Colonial Village

Biography on A&E

McSweeney’s

Why No, I Haven’t Been Quarantining With My Secret Second Family

Variations of the “Marco Polo” Pool Game Based On Other Explorers

NWSL on Lifetime

Content IQ

Only Serious Sports Fans Know All Of These NFL Slang Terms

Journalist Who Followed ‘Hells Angels’ For A Year Learned Alarming Secret

The Ultimate Gift Guide For The Holiday Season

Rare Photos From The First Super Bowl Show Just How Much The Big Game Has Changed

Unsettling Details About World War II That Most Textbooks Leave Out

Details About The Making Of ‘A Hard Day’s Night’ That The Beatles Didn’t Share For Years

The Most Iconic Celebrities From All 50 States

Slackjaw

I’m Shrinking The Wage Gap By Making Way Less Money Than My Girlfriend

The National Lampoon/Weekly Humorist

A Timeline of the Development of the Modern Democracy

Vulture

Steve Miller Writes a Cover Letter

A Letter to My Future Daughter’s Best Friend

Points in Case

SOS! The Titanic Is Sinking and the Band Won’t Play Any Requests

Imaginary Blurbs on the Cover of My 4th Grade Book Report

How to Parallel Park While Barely Clinging to Your Masculinity

A Hip Dad’s Guide To Befriending His Server

Ransom Note From A Kidnapper Who Just Took A Creative Writing Class

Little Old Lady Comedy

I, Fyre Festival Founder Billy McFarland, Will Serve The Ultimate Prison Experience

The National Memo

Notes from the Trump-Pence Logo Design Meeting

The Dark History Behind Donald Trump’s Hair

Is Trump the New Boss Tweed?

Can Celebrity Endorsements Sway an Election?

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