Biography on A&E
McSweeney’s
Why No, I Haven’t Been Quarantining With My Secret Second Family
The National Lampoon/Weekly Humorist
A Timeline of the Development of the Modern Democracy
Splitsider/Vulture
Steve Miller Writes a Cover Letter
A Letter to My Future Daughter’s Best Friend
Points in Case
A Hip Dad’s Guide To Befriending His Server
Ransom Note From A Kidnapper Who Just Took A Creative Writing Class
Little Old Lady Comedy
I, Fyre Festival Founder Billy McFarland, Will Serve The Ultimate Prison Experience
Above Average
Hurricane Forced to Change Name After Passing Through Ellis Island
History Channel Discovers ‘&’ in ‘PB&J’ Stands for ‘Andre the Giant’
Can’t We Have One Monopoly Game Without A Proletariat Uprising?
Study: 90% of Scientists Only Use Microscopes to Watch Tiny Cat Videos
Trump Denies Russia Ties While Face And Hands Covered in Borscht
Unlikely Animal Friendships That Will Make You Go “Yum!”
War on Christmas: Why Don’t Bibles Say ‘Merry Christmas’ Anymore?
Saving the Most Stuff When Your House Burns Down
The National Memo
A Beginner’s Guide to Trump-ese
Notes from the Trump-Pence Logo Design Meeting
A Late-Night Text Conversation between Putin and Trump
The Dark History Behind Donald Trump’s Hair
