You only have to tap, I heard
And through the heavens I would fly.
But not Da Vinci, nor Wright, nor Lindbergh could touch
The bird that flew too high.
Through the greenest pipes–What!
I only got to four!?
Well I shall have to calm myself
To try and soar once more.
You only have to tap, I heard
And through the heavens I would fly.
But not Da–shit, nothing even hit the bird!
I can’t believe my eyes.
Ok, Dan, take a deep breath.
You only have to tap, I heard.
And through the–what a piece of shit.
I’m gonna kill this fucking bird.
One more game, then I’ll quit.
You only have to tap, I–motherfucker.
You only–Jesus Christ
There’s something wrong,
I can’t resist.
With pipes too long
To fit betwixt.
I just don’t belong
In this world you’ve mixed.
So thanks, Nguyen Ha Dong
For your piece of shit.