Hello my fellow Danopticonians,
I posted another funny piece on Above Average, this time giving you some fire safety tips that you may not be familiar with:
“Don’t bother checking in on any pets or children. They’re likely busy gathering possessions of their own, and interrupting them would only waste everybody’s time.”
Thanks for reading, and I promise to return soon with real (shitty) blog content, and not just links to other websites.