Dear computer people,
In the past month, you have helped me in my bold campaign to get on Drunk History. Your votes secured me a second place finish in the first round, making me eligible for the grand prize.
Unfortunately, the fairytale run stops there. The contest judges selected another finalist for the grand prize, and I finished as a runner-up. Despite the grievous error in their reasoning, I am still honored by your tremendous support and enthusiasm. Please do not allow that excitement to transform into a violent frenzy aimed at me or anyone involved with Drunk History, but rather be thankful that your collective efforts were able to get my comedic genius so far. And that, my friends, is the true meaning of Christmas.
Your faithful servant,
P.S. If you want to check out my video, it looks like it has a permanent link on Vimeo here: