The Top Photos of 2014, According to an Elderly Shut-In
By Agatha Richardson
Who are you again? Whatever you’re selling, I’m not interested. I don’t usually accept visitors, so you just stay outside while I keep the door cracked open.
What’s that? Oh my, has it been another year already? Time just flies on by. But what precious memories I have to share. One moment, let me go find my photo album. I think I left it under the pile of dead cats.
May 9, 2014 – Thief! I was looking through my cupboard, but found that my dish soap was completely gone. I hadn’t touched it in weeks, so someone else obviously must be sneaking in and using it, probably that Dominican woman who “volunteers” to clean my apartment each week. Nice try, sister!
You’re leaving? It’s a shame that you have go so soon. Won’t you stay just a bit longer?
I know you have an appointment, but I simply can’t let you go without seeing this next one!
Oh a work emergency!? And you work for the county, that must be fascinating. You must tell me all about it once we’re done with these photos.
Well thank you for dropping by! Please watch out for black ice on your way out, I do worry about all the people outside.