“In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend he is Parson Brown.
He’ll say, ‘Are you married?’
We’ll say, ‘No man!’
But you can do the job
When you’re in town!”
“No I can’t! I’m a snowman. That marriage would have no legitimacy anywhere!”
“Oh. I guess we’ll just go home then.”
“Put on some gloves!”
The Danopticon 
“By the power vested in me by the season of winter, I know pronounce you man and oh God the Sun just came out….”