And so it begins. Introductions are unnecessary at this point, since I’m pretty sure my associates have already covered that. As you know, these posts can be about anything, ranging from what I ate at lunch today to my thoughts on moral philosophy. Regardless of the topic however, you should pay attention, because these will be the thoughts of some of the greatest minds that this earth as to offer.
(it’s kind of like this)
In short, be prepared for anything.
Right now I am updating this from work via smartphone, and I am quickly leaning now inefficient and difficult this is. For this reason I will finish this post later tonight, so stay tuned for more action and suspense.
Try not to stab anyone while I’m away.
—Anthony
The Danopticon 
I expect philosophical connections to Spongebob quotes from you. I’ll be tuning in.
-Turner