Would you rather:
Have to eat with used q-tips as dining utensils at every meal.
OR
Sleep in a bed with fingernail clippings sewn into the sheets.
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Dan Fitzpatrick 
swab me up
At least when people ask you, “How do you sleep at night,” you can say, “not in a bed filled with fingernails.”