I tried being a porn star, but I got fired. I named my penis Muhammad, and they could never show it on camera
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Comedian, Writer, Producer, and Nobel Prize Winner (don't fact-check that)
I tried being a porn star, but I got fired. I named my penis Muhammad, and they could never show it on camera
Dan Fitzpatrick 