- Whenever I pull a giant wad of tissues out of my pocket, I feel like the world’s lamest magician.
- A lot of people think it’s gross to put a partly used tissue back in your pocket. Now I only do that with toilet paper.
- Confederate vegans are nothing but lactose intolerant.
- I found out I’m allergic to cats, but I don’t think it’s a huge problem–it’s just a food allergy. Plus, when the doctor ordered me to get rid of my cat, I told him that it was already taken care of. He had no other advice, so he couldn’t charge me the copay. I saved $30.
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