Medical experts have declared 86-year-old Andre Cassagnes, inventor of the famous Etch-A-Sketch toy, dead today. The apparent cause was physical disintegration, onset by Mr. Cassagnes’ wild dancing during a particularly rousing rendition of Jerry Lee Lewis’ “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On.” No body has been found.
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