Monogrammed Towels

By Dan Fitzpatrick

I recently acquired a set of monogrammed towels, with a fancy “DF” embroidered near the bottom. The thing about monogrammed towels is that the initials make it very hard for most people to steal, but extremely easy for a select few to steal. Most of the time, Dakota Fanning doesn’t even notice they’re gone.

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